509,634 players joined   611,846 uNFs
270.85 years wasted played
124,331,627 kills   142,165,469 deaths



Play D2F now via STEAM

  11/17/20
Ralphy has had an "upgrade"... Chat page now works properly again.
  03/14/18
Server has been migrated to a new host, expect some minor issues while things are smoothed out...
  04/24/17
HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.

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