503,845 players joined   606,567 uNFs
267.47 years wasted played
122,643,847 kills   140,181,666 deaths

Ralphy has had an "upgrade"... Chat page now works properly again.
Server has been migrated to a new host, expect some minor issues while things are smoothed out...
HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.

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