505,945 players joined   608,431 uNFs
268.69 years wasted played
123,247,424 kills   140,890,168 deaths

Play D2F now via STEAM

Ralphy has had an "upgrade"... Chat page now works properly again.
Server has been migrated to a new host, expect some minor issues while things are smoothed out...
HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.

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