377,048 players joined   517,548 uNFs
208.31 years wasted played
95,862,588 kills   108,268,274 deaths

HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.
Ralphy now serves !pizza, enjoy the special sauce.
Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby

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