397,808 players joined   526,709 uNFs
215.51 years wasted played
98,938,746 kills   111,964,768 deaths

HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.
Ralphy now serves !pizza, enjoy the special sauce.
Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby

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