406,661 players joined   529,316 uNFs
217.33 years wasted played
99,720,447 kills   112,898,668 deaths


  03/14/18
Server has been migrated to a new host, expect some minor issues while things are smoothed out...
  04/24/17
HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.
  03/27/17
Ralphy now serves !pizza, enjoy the special sauce.

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