512,606 players joined   615,013 uNFs
272.81 years wasted played
125,292,111 kills   143,292,870 deaths

Play D2F now via STEAM

Ralphy has had an "upgrade"... Chat page now works properly again.
Server has been migrated to a new host, expect some minor issues while things are smoothed out...
HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.

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