387,277 players joined   521,957 uNFs
211.72 years wasted played
97,329,468 kills   110,036,301 deaths


  04/24/17
HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.
  03/27/17
Ralphy now serves !pizza, enjoy the special sauce.
  04/20/13
Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
  04/18/13
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby

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