374,703 players joined   515,201 uNFs
206.75 years wasted played
95,184,555 kills   107,457,730 deaths

Ralphy now serves !pizza, enjoy the special sauce.
Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby
Team balancing changes implemented, should cut down on people who stack the teams.

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