334,940 players joined   489,988 uNFs
190.68 years wasted played
88,228,867 kills   99,078,903 deaths

Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby
Team balancing changes implemented, should cut down on people who stack the teams.

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