384,064 players joined   519,900 uNFs
210.02 years wasted played
96,579,713 kills   109,142,198 deaths

HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.
Ralphy now serves !pizza, enjoy the special sauce.
Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby

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