374,703 players joined   515,201 uNFs
206.75 years wasted played
95,184,555 kills   107,457,730 deaths


  03/27/17
Ralphy now serves !pizza, enjoy the special sauce.
  04/20/13
Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
  04/18/13
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby
  11/08/12
Team balancing changes implemented, should cut down on people who stack the teams.

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