325,528 players joined   484,995 uNFs
187.79 years wasted played
86,993,152 kills   97,576,855 deaths

Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby
Team balancing changes implemented, should cut down on people who stack the teams.

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