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P: 10/13/2024 11:01 EST
   
[IOD]Snips wrote:
EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet wrote:
level1nobody wrote:
Was it you he shot for trying to suck his dick?

A crazy guy (NOT ME) apparently wanted to do suicide by cop, pulled a knife on another guard, they began to tussle, he shot him once in the abdomen (only exposed part) and the bullet went through and got stuck in his shirt on the other side.

And I didn't try to suck his dick he asked me to suck his dick and I did what Dr. Mearsheimer calls 'escalation dominance' by calling his bluff and giving him a hug.

Which was seriously dumb because you're not supposed to touch the armed guards and also HE ALREADY LITERALLY SHOT SOMEONE WTF WAS I THINKING.

Then I sucked his dick.
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