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White people won't eat Gluten, but will lick someone else's asshole......
But that's none of my business. | |
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Shemmie
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Deadly Dispenser
Man
|  | | P: | 11/23/2015 11:55 EST | | E: | 11/23/2015 11:56 EST |
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 | -[IBSC]-iLluSiON- wrote:
Q: What did one Brit say to the other Brit?
A: I don't know, why doesn't Shemmie play TFC anymore?
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It was like a marriage.
It was a beautiful thing while it lasted, but the love and commitment turned into a feeling of dread and "when I get home, it'll be there... waiting... kill me".
Maybe we'll rediscover the love, one day.
| JohnnyCanuck wrote:
Q: What did one Brit say to the other Brit?
A: What's a toothbrush? | |
Dude, you so pussy-whipped you even elected a President to punish you. ;) | |
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Lets be honest shem, its because I stopped playing...and it didn't feel right to play without me!
*Not retired, just haven't had time / haven't been in the mood when I do have time | |
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" just haven't had time / haven't been in the mood when I do have time"
Soooooooooooooo.......... it's like your sex life? | |
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Im more into riddles than jokes (hate to laugh, mega-samrt,,,, my cross to bear ;) )
What letter makes and insect desire?
W makes and ANT WANT!
What letter makes a young boy happy?
G makes a LAD GLAD!
What letter makes dry humor wither?
L makes WIT WILT!
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some without the answers:
What letter makes a large vehicle conceited?
What letter makes a young man float?
What letter turns a processor into a primate?
What letter makes applause tighten?
What letter makes a paper sack boast?
What letter makes a taxi complain? | |
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blacksheiladog
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Heavy Flag
Percher
| | | P: | 11/23/2015 17:27 EST | | E: | 11/23/2015 21:29 EST |
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| Im more into riddles than jokes (hate to laugh, mega-samrt,,,, my cross to bear ;) )
What letter makes and insect desire?
W makes and ANT WANT!
What letter makes a young boy happy?
G makes a LAD GLAD!
What letter makes dry humor wither?
L makes WIT WILT! | |
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some without the answers:
What letter makes a large vehicle conceited? I ..van becomes vain
What letter makes a young man float? U ...boy becomes buoy
What letter turns a processor into a primate? M...chip becomes chimp
What letter makes applause tighten? M...clap becomes clamp
What letter makes a paper sack boast? R..bag becomes brag
What letter makes a taxi complain? R... Cab becomes crab
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It took me a half an hour to get them all(I was doing a few posts as,well), but I didn't use pencil and paper just pictured it in my head. I spent way too much time trying to make CPU work! | |
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damn wally you're a champ! I really like cutesy riddles like this, glad someone did em! | |
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Paz
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Defense
| | | P: | 11/27/2015 10:27 EST |
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Yeah, your all welcome!! The JOTW brings out the best jokes from everyone!!! | |
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