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blackcat
| | P: | 09/15/2017 12:37 EST | | E: | 09/15/2017 12:37 EST |
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So I'm a chick - I've been playing since 2000 and I would like it if people would stop asking me to make them a sandwich. I'm not that type of girl, and honestly I'd rather die than do that kind of domestic shit. Can we stop treating women like we were born in the stone age?
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gg#4
Super Regular
Killer Scout
|  | | P: | 09/15/2017 12:48 EST |
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If we treated women like this was the stone age we wouldn't be asking for sandwiches.
Bread wasn't a thing back then.
Actually I feel like women in stone ages pulled their own weight as they do in todays time so men shouldn't have been asking them to do anything. | |
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So wait, nobody has ever asked you to go rock climbing instead? Savages. | |
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Murf
Super Regular
Killer Scout
Supreme
| | | P: | 09/15/2017 13:22 EST |
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I don't even like sandwiches. | |
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moose poop
Super Regular
Body Splatter
| | P: | 09/15/2017 13:53 EST |
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omni.AI
Super Regular
Soldier Flag
Defense
| | | P: | 09/15/2017 14:30 EST |
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Zip
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | P: | 09/15/2017 14:56 EST |
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Males who say this normally fall into 1 of 5 categories
1. Too Fat to get up and make their own food.
2. So fat they think they will starve if they don't eat in a 30min match
3. Never lived with a Wife/GF to know if you say that to her your life will be miserable for a wile(or a long time)
4. Are young and live with their mom and think a female = their mother
5. Are a Troll
If they are in any of these 5 categories then you may take comfort in the fact their life is miserable or will be. Normally I find most people like this in group 5, remember misery loves company. :D | |
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gg#4
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | | P: | 09/15/2017 15:15 EST |
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No? Gawd. What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches? | |
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gg#4
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | | P: | 09/15/2017 15:16 EST |
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 | Zip wrote:
Males who say this normally fall into 1 of 5 categories
1. Too Fat to get up and make their own food.
2. So fat they think they will starve if they don't eat in a 30min match
3. Never lived with a Wife/GF to know if you say that to her your life will be miserable for a wile(or a long time)
4. Are young and live with their mom and think a female = their mother
5. Are a Troll
If they are in any of these 5 categories then you may take comfort in the fact their life is miserable or will be. Normally I find most people like this in group 5, remember misery loves company. :D | |
You must be real fun at parties
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gg#4
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | | P: | 09/15/2017 15:20 EST |
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Now go getcha' shine box! | |
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| gg#4 wrote:
| Zip wrote:
Males who say this normally fall into 1 of 5 categories
1. Too Fat to get up and make their own food.
2. So fat they think they will starve if they don't eat in a 30min match
3. Never lived with a Wife/GF to know if you say that to her your life will be miserable for a wile(or a long time)
4. Are young and live with their mom and think a female = their mother
5. Are a Troll
If they are in any of these 5 categories then you may take comfort in the fact their life is miserable or will be. Normally I find most people like this in group 5, remember misery loves company. :D | |
You must be real fun at parties
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Like it or not, he's right though. Honestly, I'd put my money on #5, if I had any. | |
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Zip
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | P: | 09/15/2017 21:07 EST |
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| gg#4 wrote:
| Zip wrote:
Males who say this normally fall into 1 of 5 categories
1. Too Fat to get up and make their own food.
2. So fat they think they will starve if they don't eat in a 30min match
3. Never lived with a Wife/GF to know if you say that to her your life will be miserable for a wile(or a long time)
4. Are young and live with their mom and think a female = their mother
5. Are a Troll
If they are in any of these 5 categories then you may take comfort in the fact their life is miserable or will be. Normally I find most people like this in group 5, remember misery loves company. :D | |
You must be real fun at parties
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People tell me I'm good in a party, they say I know when to cast buffs, use attack spells or just sit back and heal. My DPS can be....... wait i see what you mean >.> | |
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Mr. Walnuts
Daycare Manager
Pipey FlagCatcher
| | | P: | 09/15/2017 21:09 EST |
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So I guess a blow job is out of the question. | |
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fridge
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | P: | 09/15/2017 22:47 EST | | E: | 09/15/2017 22:47 EST |
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Yeah, make me a blowjob too.
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| Zip wrote:
| gg#4 wrote:
| Zip wrote:
Males who say this normally fall into 1 of 5 categories
1. Too Fat to get up and make their own food.
2. So fat they think they will starve if they don't eat in a 30min match
3. Never lived with a Wife/GF to know if you say that to her your life will be miserable for a wile(or a long time)
4. Are young and live with their mom and think a female = their mother
5. Are a Troll
If they are in any of these 5 categories then you may take comfort in the fact their life is miserable or will be. Normally I find most people like this in group 5, remember misery loves company. :D | |
You must be real fun at parties
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People tell me I'm good in a party, they say I know when to cast buffs, use attack spells or just sit back and heal. My DPS can be....... wait i see what you mean >.> | |
Question: D&D, or AD&D? | |
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