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Buckets
Super Regular
Engineer Spreading
Happiness

P: 07/13/2014 18:07 EST
   
Poll: WHO HAS THE SMALLEST PENIS
Me (20%)
Kim Jon Ung (7%)
You (40%)
Godzilla (7%)
Him
Ralphy (7%)
Her
That japanese guy who eats hot dogs (20%)
Poll has ended (it ran for 14 days). 15 total votes.
answer pls
  
Shemmie
Super Regular
Deadly Dispenser
Man

P: 07/13/2014 18:53 EST
    Buckets, have you met the new guy on the server, yet? His name is Bucket.   
MemnochTheDevil
Super Regular
WMD Creator

P: 07/14/2014 13:16 EST
   
Buckets wrote:
answer pls
Can't. You didn't put FishBurger as an option, shame on you.
  
blacksheiladog
Super Regular
Heavy Flag
Percher

P: 07/14/2014 04:59 EST
    I believe you all know how I voted

Wally
  
Pig
Super Regular
Soldier Flag
Defense

P: 07/14/2014 05:31 EST
    Another intriguing Buckets pole...

How do we know Kim Jong Un even has a penis?

Anyway, my dick is so small that it's not a fair contest. It's so small I piss on my own balls. I gotta hold my nose and blow just to get it to pop out a little. It's more like a skin tab. Chipmunks laugh at me when I try to fuck them. Pisses me off. Those sick little fuckers.
  
lil-bastard
P: 07/14/2014 10:47 EST
    Stay in your own class and fuck insects. :p  
yousnoozeyoudie
Super Regular
Dizzy Capper

P: 07/14/2014 11:26 EST
    This poll does not have Walnuts. Invalid poll.  
I Can |3ean You
Super Regular
Speed Sniping
Master

P: 07/14/2014 14:54 EST
   
Pig wrote:
Another intriguing Buckets pole...

How do we know Kim Jong Un even has a penis?

Anyway, my dick is so small that it's not a fair contest. It's so small I piss on my own balls. I gotta hold my nose and blow just to get it to pop out a little. It's more like a skin tab. Chipmunks laugh at me when I try to fuck them. Pisses me off. Those sick little fuckers.
This guy totally has your number then, Pig.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6065/6117558009_944f5d9af7_z.j...
  
Mr. Walnuts
Daycare Manager
Pipey FlagCatcher

P: 07/14/2014 16:39 EST
   
yousnoozeyoudie wrote:
This poll does not have Walnuts. Invalid poll.
I think I have requested before that you not obsess over my dick.
  
Smoke
Super Regular
Soldier Flag
Defense

P: 07/14/2014 19:16 EST
   
MemnochTheDevil wrote:
Can't. You didn't put FishBurger as an option, shame on you.
Does he/she/it even have one?
  
Ballsack
Super Regular
Killer Scout

P: 07/14/2014 19:51 EST
    Finally! We are having a discussion about my online-dick!

A pleasant distraction from reality.
  
Pig
Super Regular
Soldier Flag
Defense

P: 07/14/2014 21:22 EST
   
I Can |3ean You wrote:
Pig wrote:
Another intriguing Buckets pole...

How do we know Kim Jong Un even has a penis?

Anyway, my dick is so small that it's not a fair contest. It's so small I piss on my own balls. I gotta hold my nose and blow just to get it to pop out a little. It's more like a skin tab. Chipmunks laugh at me when I try to fuck them. Pisses me off. Those sick little fuckers.
This guy totally has your number then, Pig.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6065/6117558009_944f5d9af7_z.j...
That guy is just a show off!

One day I'll get me a Larry Flint and nothing will be safe.

And I'll be coming for you, Ralphy!
  
Pig
Super Regular
Soldier Flag
Defense

P: 07/14/2014 21:39 EST
   
Ballsack wrote:
Finally! We are having a discussion about my online-dick!

A pleasant distraction from reality.
You hit the nail on the head. Distraction from reality. Amen. I deal with so many douche bags on a daily basis that comic relief has become part of my medicinal regimen... that and a little whiskey, barbiturates, hash, amphetamines, narcotics, LSD and crack... and occasionally some glue. Just not marijuana. I've heard that stuff can really impair one's judgment.
  
MemnochTheDevil
Super Regular
WMD Creator

P: 07/15/2014 13:49 EST
   
Smoke wrote:
Does he/she/it even have one?
A fish stick??
  
Ignorant_Florist
Daycare Manager
Pipebomb Monkey

P: 07/15/2014 13:22 EST
    Pig- Do you work in a liquor store? From the description, it sounds like it.
  
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