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|  | | P: | 02/13/2015 10:03 EST | | E: | 02/13/2015 10:12 EST |
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Do you have many of these over there?
 | I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?
Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.
Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.
Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.
Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.
Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.
If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/ | |
I like how she doesn't want her children to be taught lies yet she teaches them about god...
http://bit.ly/1grVoZd
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moose poop
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Body Splatter
| | P: | 02/13/2015 14:54 EST | | E: | 02/13/2015 15:02 EST |
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So, Frank, you say that this guy is here every day?
Yeah, ... never misses.
Doesn't he have a job or a girlfriend? I mean, sure it fun to fish off the bridge, but ... everyday.
I know. At first I thought he was a tourist, then I thought he was on an extended vacation. Yet, from what I have observed I think he is a widower.
Why do you say that Frank?
Well, Trolls, as ugly and repulsive as they are, were in the past, only seen occasionally and briefly. You know, light of day and rational thought and all of that; but this one just sits at this bridge, day in day out, fishing. It's sad really, I remember when they were at least a bit scary.
You know Frank you're right. Just sad.
EDIT: Any similarity to actual events, people and places is unintentional and a mere coincidence and meant only as amusement for our viewing audience. | |
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Kwyjibo42
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| | | P: | 02/13/2015 17:08 EST |
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blacksheiladog
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| | | P: | 02/13/2015 17:47 EST | | E: | 02/13/2015 18:32 EST |
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Well we all know that Raquel Welch, along with other modern humans, were running around with Dinosaurs in the movie One Million BC. IT MUST BE TRUE. | |
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DeathBringer
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| | | P: | 02/13/2015 21:27 EST |
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this is why we can't have nice things.
I propose:
When a person decides to have a child, they must take an intelligence test and an income test. If they fail, the parents are killed and the baby sent to someone that can actually care for it. If it has a disablilty, just do the baby and the world a favor and kill the baby.
We are over populated anyway, and the amount of complete idiots is almost unbearable. God damn the world would be such a better place.
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Kwyjibo42
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Cold Giver
| | | P: | 02/14/2015 00:07 EST | | E: | 02/14/2015 00:45 EST |
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but if we eliminate the dumb and poor we would have nobody to fight our wars...
(edit) It was close but I win again Priest | |
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DeathBringer
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| | | P: | 02/14/2015 00:07 EST |
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^Can we go retroactive with this idea? | |
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It wasn't murder, it was a post-natal abortion.
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| -X- wrote:
Do you have many of these over there?
I like how she doesn't want her children to be taught lies yet she teaches them about god...
http://bit.ly/1grVoZd
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ITT -X- finds out for the first time that some Americans believe Creationism, not evolution, is a scientifically valid theory.
http://www.reddit.com/r/shitamericanssay
Bonus: http://redd.it/2vtomg | |
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Kwyjibo42
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Cold Giver
| | | P: | 02/19/2015 05:52 EST | | E: | 02/19/2015 05:52 EST |
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I was looking forward to more talk about eugenics. | |
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-X-
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Evil Medic
| | | P: | 03/09/2015 10:56 EST | | E: | 03/09/2015 10:56 EST |
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| Two tourists have been arrested for carving their initials into the Colosseum and posing for a selfie.
The women, aged 21 and 25, were nabbed by cops after being spotted scratching the letters “J” and “N” into a brick wall with a coin at the ancient monument.
Both holidaymakers, from California, apologised to police.
One told officers: “We did not imagine it was something so serious.”
The tourists are now facing charges of up to £15,000 damaging the historic World Heritage Site in Rome, which dates back nearly 2,000 years. | |
Without America would he average IQ in the world go up? | |
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Kwyjibo42
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Cold Giver
| | | P: | 03/09/2015 13:22 EST |
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Fun fact: The average IQ will always be 100 by definition. | |
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