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Mr. Walnuts
Daycare Manager
Pipey FlagCatcher
|  | | P: | 01/15/2018 22:03 EST |
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Go check out the archived thread I opened up in Discussion Forum. Buttload of fine recipes from a bunch of folks back in 2012!
Now, back to the topic at hand:
Know what else I'm sick of? Those people that get in the 15 items or less checkout aisle with two fuckin 12 packs of cokes!
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elf poo
Super Regular
WMD Creator
| | | P: | 01/15/2018 22:48 EST |
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^ hate to see what you'd do to someone in the express aisle with 2 bags of M&Ms. | |
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tELLATUBBY
Super Regular
Sniper Harassment
Duty
| | | P: | 01/16/2018 09:48 EST |
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Nothing says "I love the D" like 5 teleporters from SS Respawn to the basement resupply.
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This is my wet dream when I jump up to the enemies SS respawn. So many things to destroy.
Also, Trooper is a camping bitch. Blame him. | |
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gg#4
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | | P: | 01/16/2018 14:41 EST |
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Why so you can toss endless nades and hope you get some fresh spawn kills? | |
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tELLATUBBY
Super Regular
Sniper Harassment
Duty
| | | P: | 01/16/2018 20:40 EST |
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Man, some body is butt hurt. I'll remember next time I go in dry with you. | |
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Mr. Walnuts
Daycare Manager
Pipey FlagCatcher
| | | P: | 01/17/2018 01:32 EST |
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| elf poo wrote:
^ hate to see what you'd do to someone in the express aisle with 2 bags of M&Ms. | |
I already wrote about this once back in 2011:
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How many people will ignore "10 items or less" and put a basket full of shit on the belt....
Yeah, these are little things... but they show how people simply don't care anymore.
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No shit! I'm with ya there, man! I finally had to draw the line on that shit. Just last week, I'm in the express "10 or less" lane behind this old woman. She had to be at least 80. And like so many of these old fucks, uses her age as an excuse to be there with a fuckin TWELVE pack of Dr. Peppers! Well, I'm sure you can understand, but I lost it at that point. I was, like, "WTF you shriveled up bitch! The rest of us can follow the rules, but YOU can't?!? Why? Cuz yer so fuckin old that the rest of us are gonna excuse how goddam rude you are? You are lucky someone doesn't slap the livin' shit out of ya!!"
So, anyway, she starts clutching at her chest, as if we are gonna fall for that shit, and even drops to the ground. Oh brother! I'm screaming at her to get the fuck up and kick her a little bit because now she was just blocking the whole check out lane. I mean, she played this thing out all the way out the door with the ambulance guys.
But that's not even the worst of it. They wouldn't let ME check out in that lane even though my 20 items were in TWO baskets and I was gonna pay for each one separately.
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Mr. Walnuts
Daycare Manager
Pipey FlagCatcher
| | | P: | 01/17/2018 01:39 EST |
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| gg#4 wrote:
Why so you can toss endless nades and hope you get some fresh spawn kills? | |
Yeah, we all have endless nades. Idiot. But seriously, we do want legal fresh spawn kills. Nothing says "you stupid ignorant fucks really need to keep building shit here in your spawn/at your spawn door" like fresh spawn kills. | |
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tELLATUBBY
Super Regular
Sniper Harassment
Duty
| | | P: | 01/17/2018 10:17 EST |
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gg#4
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | | P: | 01/17/2018 14:08 EST |
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| Mr. Walnuts wrote:
| gg#4 wrote:
Why so you can toss endless nades and hope you get some fresh spawn kills? | |
Yeah, we all have endless nades. Idiot. But seriously, we do want legal fresh spawn kills. Nothing says "you stupid ignorant fucks really need to keep building shit here in your spawn/at your spawn door" like fresh spawn kills. | |
It was called humor. Who hurt you in life?
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| Mr. Walnuts wrote:
| elf poo wrote:
^ hate to see what you'd do to someone in the express aisle with 2 bags of M&Ms. | |
I already wrote about this once back in 2011:
| Ignorant_Florist wrote:
How many people will ignore "10 items or less" and put a basket full of shit on the belt....
Yeah, these are little things... but they show how people simply don't care anymore.
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No shit! I'm with ya there, man! I finally had to draw the line on that shit. Just last week, I'm in the express "10 or less" lane behind this old woman. She had to be at least 80. And like so many of these old fucks, uses her age as an excuse to be there with a fuckin TWELVE pack of Dr. Peppers! Well, I'm sure you can understand, but I lost it at that point. I was, like, "WTF you shriveled up bitch! The rest of us can follow the rules, but YOU can't?!? Why? Cuz yer so fuckin old that the rest of us are gonna excuse how goddam rude you are? You are lucky someone doesn't slap the livin' shit out of ya!!"
So, anyway, she starts clutching at her chest, as if we are gonna fall for that shit, and even drops to the ground. Oh brother! I'm screaming at her to get the fuck up and kick her a little bit because now she was just blocking the whole check out lane. I mean, she played this thing out all the way out the door with the ambulance guys.
But that's not even the worst of it. They wouldn't let ME check out in that lane even though my 20 items were in TWO baskets and I was gonna pay for each one separately.
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| Mr. Walnuts wrote:
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Why so you can toss endless nades and hope you get some fresh spawn kills? | |
Yeah, we all have endless nades. Idiot. But seriously, we do want legal fresh spawn kills. Nothing says "you stupid ignorant fucks really need to keep building shit here in your spawn/at your spawn door" like fresh spawn kills. | |
It was called humor. Who hurt you in life?
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It's funny. I've always thought the internet needs a Sarcasm meter. People can't discern between seriousness and sarcasm. Then again I have that same problem IRL. *shrug* | |
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moose poop
Super Regular
Body Splatter
| | P: | 01/17/2018 15:46 EST |
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This is nothing, the other day I was walking down the street on the way to my ... um second party at this girls apt ( i think her name was Lola and I had met her having a cappuccino across from Lincoln center.. anyways) She was supposed to be in this building at the end of the block but I remembered that I had no gloves ... and as you know, no glove no love so I spot this corner store with a big sign on the window. Open 24hrs. I think Bang!, pardon the pun. I'm in. So i go up to the door and that damn thing is locked. So I push on the door and start banging away (there it is again) and pretty soon this skinny mofo comes up and yells something. Again I push the door and he points to a sign that says closed, I of course bang on the door some more (yes i said it again) and remind him that the big lit sign says open 24hrs and finally Apu that cheap ass shit hoe wanna be says to me, not in a row | |
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gg#4
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | | P: | 01/17/2018 16:18 EST |
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Moose is trying to get his balls wet and Apu over here making jokes. Does he think this is some kind of game? Old chubby dudes don't get laid that often.
99.9% of the shit I say is sarcasm. sarcasm is angers ugly sister. and lord knows I'm an angry bastard | |
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Mr. Walnuts
Daycare Manager
Pipey FlagCatcher
| | | P: | 01/17/2018 16:37 EST |
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lmao @ poop (but i really don't get the gloves)
Mr. Walnuts' Sarcasm Tip #236: Sarcasm is less detectable when couched in stock phrases that are often spouted in earnest. | |
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Makes me glad my wife got fixed..... nothing but "raw dawging it" over here. =D | |
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