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Ignorant_Florist
Daycare Manager
Pipebomb Monkey

P: 06/07/2022 08:39 EST
    I just saw your wife's post on Facebook....

Dude.... helpful hint: Take a blow or two so you can get a mark on you, THEN beat the fucker stupid. At least then you won't get an assault charge.

You know you have a history.... work around it.
  
Backalleybuttlove
Super Regular
Crack-Powered Capper

P: 06/07/2022 09:29 EST
    Hope all is well for our seasoned demolition man.

If kyree is in need of some legal advice here is something a wise man once told me, "a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge, the best lawyers go to the same synagogue as the judge."
  
-[IBSC]-iLluSiON-
Daycare Manager
Killer Scout

P: 06/07/2022 09:44 EST
    This thread sounds like someone elses' dirty laundry being aired, here.

Don't know the story but I hope Kyree is OK.
  
Help
Super Regular
Crack-Powered Capper

P: 06/07/2022 10:53 EST
   
Ignorant_Florist wrote:
I just saw your wife's post on Facebook....

Dude.... helpful hint: Take a blow or two so you can get a mark on you, THEN beat the fucker stupid. At least then you won't get an assault charge.

You know you have a history.... work around it.
Wait, Kyree has a wife?
  
Ignorant_Florist
Daycare Manager
Pipebomb Monkey

P: 06/07/2022 11:40 EST
   
-[IBSC]-iLluSiON- wrote:
This thread sounds like someone elses' dirty laundry being aired, here.

Don't know the story but I hope Kyree is OK.
No, man.... not trying to throw the man under the bus, and he'll know better. This is only me letting the community know that he won't be on for a while, part of the reason why, and that we shouldn't worry (much) about him. Hell, I didn't even give out details that she posted on Facebook.

I know he has my number, but I don't know if he has access to it where he's at. I know he has his wife's number, and I'll contact her to keep in touch with me.

Kyree, like many "old timers" here, are people I consider family. I only want what's best for them, but also feel the need to inform the current community at large when something bad happens to someone. I'd expect nothing less should something happen to me. I'd want the community to know, no matter what it was.

I'll go so far as to say this: I know why his behavior on the forums (and possibly the server) has been so erratic lately, but I've not said a thing about it. He and I have spoken on the phone, but it wasn't my place to say anything here. This is a bit more serious... and I thought everyone should know, at least in a limited sense, why he won't be around for a bit. Also, I wanted to make sure he actually sees the message, because I've got zero chance of remembering it before he gets out.
  
Ignorant_Florist
Daycare Manager
Pipebomb Monkey

P: 06/07/2022 11:42 EST
E: 06/07/2022 11:43 EST
   
Help wrote:
Ignorant_Florist wrote:
I just saw your wife's post on Facebook....

Dude.... helpful hint: Take a blow or two so you can get a mark on you, THEN beat the fucker stupid. At least then you won't get an assault charge.

You know you have a history.... work around it.
Wait, Kyree has a wife?
Hell, man.... even *I* have a wife.....

Edit:

Technically, two of them. One sitting in a jar on a shelf, and one that will be heading to work in a few hours.

Edit2:

Yeah, I made that joke.
  
-[IBSC]-iLluSiON-
Daycare Manager
Killer Scout

P: 06/07/2022 11:59 EST
    I laughed. A little dark but that's OK. We know how much she meant to you and still does.

Yeah, Kyree is family. His posting here has been erratic, at least moreso than in the past. I can only presume why but I won't say it here.

I don't know if I'm qualified as an 'old timer' here - I think started playing here in 2005 or so, so I missed a lot of the fun before then. Also, I was very sporadic in playing from 2005-2008 or so because a lot was going on in my life then. But I do remember a chunk of the people who played back then and it seems Kyree had been here for a while. We connected back then over music interests and the rest is history. I truly hope he is OK.

We lost an old timer recently in Fire4Effect / Brownstone. Don't wanna lose another one so soon.
  
Ignorant_Florist
Daycare Manager
Pipebomb Monkey

P: 06/07/2022 12:48 EST
    Yeah, I hear ya, brother. And yeah, IMHO I consider anyone who has been here at least a decade as "family", which is why I miss so many of the old timers. Myself, I was here before the Steam Conversion of 2004, but managed to get a Perm before that. I counted myself lucky that Drippy- didn't just auto-ban me when I came back after the Steam Conversion.

There have been SO many good people come and go over the decades since then (yeah, close enough). I miss them all, but even remember the assholes who came and went during that time period. Hell, "Mistakes and regrets are memories made"...
  
Backalleybuttlove
Super Regular
Crack-Powered Capper

P: 06/07/2022 12:52 EST
    Damn, Iggy, that is some dark dark humor.

I'm Jewish, but I find the thought of an open cremation on a pyre to be the greatest way to go second to having my corpse launched into space into the warm embrace of the sun appealing in some weird subversive way. It has that whole going off in a blaze of glory to it and the open funeral pyre/sun just adds to it. I feel cremation is akin to a burnt offering. Cremation is a big taboo in Judaism but this country is fucking running out of space. There's barely enough room to build new apartments let alone burying people.
  
Ignorant_Florist
Daycare Manager
Pipebomb Monkey

P: 06/07/2022 13:09 EST
    LMAO, BABL! Trust me, I can get WAY worse!

Not gonna lie, I find the whole "Viking Funeral" to be highly attractive. Although, being honest, I do want an equal amount of my ashes and Rose's mixed together and be made into a diamond. I've had that idea for 15 years, now. So I'm holding onto that, and I've got Katina's word that she'll do her best to make it happen.

How cool is that? My second wife respects my love for my first wife enough to ensure (as she can) that our ashes are mixed and turned into a diamond?

I did tell her that, should I "go first", that she can have a portion of my ashes to be buried with her, despite her knowing I hate the idea of being "planted" (sealed in a box under the ground).

Hell, I'd rather that part of me being put into a "living urn" that grows a tree out of it. But if it makes her happy.... I'll make that sacrifice.
  
level1nobody
Super Regular
Cold Giver

P: 06/07/2022 13:44 EST
    If you want to test-drive a Viking funeral, go on a weekend canoe trip in August as pasty white guy.  
Ignorant_Florist
Daycare Manager
Pipebomb Monkey

P: 06/07/2022 13:51 EST
    LMAO! Nah, man.... I'm good. Not looking to be Anakin Skywalker'd....  
EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet
Super Regular
FatGuy With
A LittleGun

P: 06/07/2022 15:27 EST
   
Ignorant_Florist wrote:
Help wrote:
Ignorant_Florist wrote:
I just saw your wife's post on Facebook....

Dude.... helpful hint: Take a blow or two so you can get a mark on you, THEN beat the fucker stupid. At least then you won't get an assault charge.

You know you have a history.... work around it.
Wait, Kyree has a wife?
Hell, man.... even *I* have a wife.....

Edit:

Technically, two of them. One sitting in a jar on a shelf, and one that will be heading to work in a few hours.

Edit2:

Yeah, I made that joke.
*stops in tracks, looks around* daaaaaaaamn you win
  
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