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Ignorant_Florist
Daycare Manager
Pipebomb Monkey

P: 05/20/2024 14:19 EST
    I wonder what kind of shit THIS turn of events is going to start.

What's worse...

I didn't even have the fucker on my 2024 Dead Pool!

DAMMIT!
  
Backalleybuttlove
Super Regular
Crack-Powered Capper

P: 05/20/2024 15:01 EST
    Don't think it will do much. The Ayatollah is the real big kahuna in Iran. If some intelligence agency did this though it would be a 200 IQ move as it was foggy as fuck. Total plausible deniability.   
EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet
Super Regular
Dizzy Capper

P: 05/20/2024 17:24 EST
    Why would an intelligence agency want Iran's president dead at this time? Bait them into retaliation?   
EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet
Super Regular
Dizzy Capper

P: 05/20/2024 17:24 EST
   
Backalleybuttlove wrote:
Don't think it will do much. The Ayatollah is the real big kahuna in Iran.

True
  
level1nobody
Super Regular
Evil Medic

P: 05/20/2024 17:56 EST
E: 05/20/2024 17:59 EST
   
EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet wrote:
Why would an intelligence agency want Iran's president dead at this time? Bait them into retaliation?
As the US and Britain want to start WW3 with Russia, Israel wants to start WW3 with Iran. Israel is the girlfriend who likes to drag the US into fights with other dudes on some trumped-up bullshit.
  
drippy-
Unreasonable Dictator
Hot Roasted
Sniper Delivery

P: 05/21/2024 10:15 EST
    'Iranian President Stoned to Death With Mountain'  
GeneralYeargan
Super Regular
Killer Scout

P: 05/21/2024 11:57 EST
    Israel did it  
Ignorant_Florist
Daycare Manager
Pipebomb Monkey

P: 05/21/2024 12:25 EST
   
drippy- wrote:
'Iranian President Stoned to Death With Mountain'
That is absolutely HILARIOUS!

(I just wish I'd thought of it)
  
EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet
Super Regular
Dizzy Capper

P: 05/21/2024 12:26 EST
   
drippy- wrote:
'Iranian President Stoned to Death With Mountain'
Hahaha daaaaaamn son
  
angry_salad
Super Regular
Medic Capping
Service

P: 05/21/2024 17:55 EST
   
Ignorant_Florist wrote:
I wonder what kind of shit THIS turn of events is going to start.

What's worse...

I didn't even have the fucker on my 2024 Dead Pool!

DAMMIT!
This turn of events will start nothing. The clerics are still in charge.
  
-[IBSC]-iLluSiON-
Daycare Manager
Killer Scout

P: 05/21/2024 17:58 EST
E: 05/21/2024 17:58 EST
    President: "Pilot, take me to Tehran!"

*two hours later*

Pilot: "About to land on Terrain as requested, sir."

*crash*
  
EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet
Super Regular
Dizzy Capper

P: 05/21/2024 18:28 EST
    Okay that comment wins the fucking internet 🛜   
level1nobody
Super Regular
Evil Medic

P: 05/31/2024 02:48 EST
   
drippy- wrote:
'Iranian President Stoned to Death With Mountain'
Oh my god, that's great.
  
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