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dsm Super Regular Rocket Jockey
| | P: | 01/16/2017 00:28 EST |
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been a fun game. 4 min left.... tie game.
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Trooper Super Regular Rocket Jockey
| | P: | 01/16/2017 22:05 EST |
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dsm Super Regular Rocket Jockey
| | P: | 01/16/2017 23:13 EST |
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elf poo Super Regular WMD Creator
| | P: | 01/17/2017 04:10 EST |
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Got to play alot today. Day off - thank you Martin Luther King Jr. Less pie is always good when your a couch potato. | |
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elf poo Super Regular WMD Creator
| | P: | 01/18/2017 04:13 EST |
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dsm Super Regular Rocket Jockey
| | P: | 01/18/2017 23:43 EST |
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| dsm wrote: been a fun game. 4 min left.... tie game.
| | ^ this is the packers game sunday. you noe who i am. | |
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| dsm wrote: pie is never free.
| | When you are married it is.... | |
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Do you know what "Alimony" is? | |
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dsm Super Regular Rocket Jockey
| | P: | 01/20/2017 18:09 EST |
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| blacksheiladog wrote:
| dsm wrote: pie is never free.
| | When you are married it is.... | | nope.
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blacksheiladog Super Regular Heavy Flag Percher
| | P: | 01/20/2017 18:17 EST | E: | 01/20/2017 18:18 EST |
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| Ignorant_Florist wrote: Do you know what "Alimony" is? | | I know but have never dealt with it. And to my badger friend, the pie IS free. Had a nice piece last night. | |
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Alimony is the fucking you get, for the fucking you got.
I've never had to deal with it either..... but honestly, I think I'd rather deal with "alimony" than "Hey, she's dead...." | |
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elf poo Super Regular WMD Creator
| | P: | 01/20/2017 19:24 EST |
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making out?"
"Yes, I remember."
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?'"
"Yes, I do," she said.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know...I would have gotten out today." | |
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dsm Super Regular Rocket Jockey
| | P: | 01/21/2017 15:27 EST |
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