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omni.AI
Super Regular
Soldier Flag
Defense
|  | | P: | 06/18/2017 13:10 EST |
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You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Cabs? Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Cabs. Think about it. You walk into a wine store, you see 8-Minute Cabs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Cabs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man? Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Cabs. And we guarantee just as good a blackout as the 8-minute folk. If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B". No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who blacks out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your buzz goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. 'Cause you're fuckin' fired! | |
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Mr. Walnuts
Daycare Manager
Pipey FlagCatcher
| | | P: | 06/18/2017 13:33 EST |
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He got all Imenem on us there at the end.
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 | omni.AI wrote:
You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Cabs? Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Cabs. Think about it. You walk into a wine store, you see 8-Minute Cabs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Cabs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man? Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Cabs. And we guarantee just as good a blackout as the 8-minute folk. If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B". No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who blacks out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your buzz goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. 'Cause you're fuckin' fired! | |
You have been drinking again Omni ,how much did you consume?
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moose poop
Super Regular
Body Splatter
| | P: | 06/20/2017 03:49 EST |
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Chilean cabs is that the company that goes the long way and charges double? | |
only person i know going the long way and double is you butter cup, but I will admit you do give discount for frequent fliers. | |
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Moose you like butter cups? when are you starting your long overdue diet? | |
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moose poop
Super Regular
Body Splatter
| | P: | 06/25/2017 03:05 EST | | E: | 06/25/2017 14:28 EST |
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I like butter cups, as I rest them on your back while i do my cardio; why do you want one? | |
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moose poop
Super Regular
Body Splatter
| | P: | 07/19/2017 16:13 EST | | E: | 07/19/2017 16:14 EST |
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Was looking at a wine on the TJ web site when I noticed at the bottom in small print a disclaimer about price...
NOTE: Since posting, the details of this item may have changed due to fluctuating market prices, federal regulations, currency rates, drought, pestilence, bandits, rush hour traffic, filibusters, clowns, zombie apocalypse, punctilious product developers…;Contact our Crew for current price and availability.
I do enjoy a sense of humour.
edit: fukn zombie clown bandits | |
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Moosey you are so common , drinking cheap wines ,i like quality wines none of that cask quality stuff you consume , any way carry on old chap! | |
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moose poop
Super Regular
Body Splatter
| | P: | 07/21/2017 14:14 EST | | E: | 07/21/2017 14:15 EST |
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"Cheap Wine" is a 1980 single from Australian rock band Cold Chisel.
We are talking table wine kiddo. Wait, you do use tables in Oz, don't you?
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Moose.... was there a video for that song? | |
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moose poop
Super Regular
Body Splatter
| | P: | 07/22/2017 13:39 EST |
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maybe a long time ago but I can't find one now, but I only looked for a few minutes. Or it could be that they only ever had one video from Oz; and it was of a bunch of hippies in a fried out combie with a head full of zombie | |
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| Ignorant_Florist wrote:
Moose.... was there a video for that song?< cold chisel cheap wine IGGY. | |
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