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| The ballad of oscar ganz | |
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r u sayin ur dik is 11 lite yrs long. | |
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Well...if we're being honest....so, you know how when you fold space time and it looks like the fold touches each other? Yeah, about that long. | |
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talk of folds touching each other, regardless of context, really makes me hot | |
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Reckoner Super Regular Crack-Powered Capper
| | P: | 02/01/2021 13:13 EST |
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Dick too long, arms spaghetti, now to find the biggest hole in the universe or armpit for that matter and have a go at it? You really think that's going to work, nonono said Einstein in his special thesis about falling in love and I quote:
"Here on Earth, when you push a small “rigid” object, like a pencil or a stick (or dick), the object appears to move all together, immediately. In reality though, a compression wave travels down the solid object from where you pressed it at the speed of sound within the object. The speed of sound in wood is ~4000 m/s, so when you push one end of a 1 meter long (~3 foot long) wooden stick, the other end actually doesn’t move for about 0.25 milliseconds. This is the fastest you can send a message within this particular solid. To increase this speed, you could simply increase the density, but it will never be as fast as the speed of light."
So with a dick of a light year or multiple light years long, it can eh... take a while for it to send the signal back to your brain to then possible enjoy the experience and/or reach orgasm.
Do you understand? >:p | |
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Mr. Walnuts Daycare Manager Pipey FlagCatcher
| | P: | 02/01/2021 13:57 EST |
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| Murf wrote: If you fancy yourself a writer you should develop good grammatical habits. | | If you fancy yourself a critic, you should develop something to say worth a shit. | |
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Murf Super Regular Killer Scout Supreme
| | P: | 02/01/2021 16:08 EST |
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| Mr. Walnuts wrote:
| Murf wrote: If you fancy yourself a writer you should develop good grammatical habits. | | If you fancy yourself a critic, you should develop something to say worth a shit. | | Lol, yes everything you type here is fucking special. | |
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moose poop Super Regular Body Splatter
| P: | 02/02/2021 13:18 EST |
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Did you hear that? I told you, if you just waited, someone would recognize your golden light. | |
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Mr. Walnuts Daycare Manager Pipey FlagCatcher
| | P: | 02/03/2021 11:35 EST |
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| Murf wrote:
| Mr. Walnuts wrote:
| Murf wrote: If you fancy yourself a writer you should develop good grammatical habits. | | If you fancy yourself a critic, you should develop something to say worth a shit. | | Lol, yes everything you type here is fucking special. | | Thanks, but the point I was making is that nothing you put forth ever is. | |
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