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EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet
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FatGuy With
A LittleGun

P: 02/01/2021 12:05 EST
    r u sayin ur dik is 11 lite yrs long.  
Prelude to Agony
Super Regular
Sniper Harassment
Duty

P: 02/01/2021 12:15 EST
    Well...if we're being honest....so, you know how when you fold space time and it looks like the fold touches each other? Yeah, about that long.  
EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet
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FatGuy With
A LittleGun

P: 02/01/2021 12:43 EST
    talk of folds touching each other, regardless of context, really makes me hot   
Reckoner
Super Regular
Crack-Powered Capper

P: 02/01/2021 13:13 EST
    Dick too long, arms spaghetti, now to find the biggest hole in the universe or armpit for that matter and have a go at it? You really think that's going to work, nonono said Einstein in his special thesis about falling in love and I quote:

"Here on Earth, when you push a small “rigid” object, like a pencil or a stick (or dick), the object appears to move all together, immediately. In reality though, a compression wave travels down the solid object from where you pressed it at the speed of sound within the object. The speed of sound in wood is ~4000 m/s, so when you push one end of a 1 meter long (~3 foot long) wooden stick, the other end actually doesn’t move for about 0.25 milliseconds. This is the fastest you can send a message within this particular solid. To increase this speed, you could simply increase the density, but it will never be as fast as the speed of light."

So with a dick of a light year or multiple light years long, it can eh... take a while for it to send the signal back to your brain to then possible enjoy the experience and/or reach orgasm.

Do you understand? >:p
  
Mr. Walnuts
Daycare Manager
Pipey FlagCatcher

P: 02/01/2021 13:57 EST
   
Murf wrote:
If you fancy yourself a writer you should develop good grammatical habits.
If you fancy yourself a critic, you should develop something to say worth a shit.
  
Murf
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Killer Scout
Supreme

P: 02/01/2021 16:08 EST
   
Mr. Walnuts wrote:
Murf wrote:
If you fancy yourself a writer you should develop good grammatical habits.
If you fancy yourself a critic, you should develop something to say worth a shit.
Lol, yes everything you type here is fucking special.
  
moose poop
Super Regular
Body Splatter

P: 02/02/2021 13:18 EST
    Did you hear that? I told you, if you just waited, someone would recognize your golden light.  
Mr. Walnuts
Daycare Manager
Pipey FlagCatcher

P: 02/03/2021 11:35 EST
   
Murf wrote:
Mr. Walnuts wrote:
Murf wrote:
If you fancy yourself a writer you should develop good grammatical habits.
If you fancy yourself a critic, you should develop something to say worth a shit.
Lol, yes everything you type here is fucking special.
Thanks, but the point I was making is that nothing you put forth ever is.
  
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