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Mr. Walnuts
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P: 01/30/2021 15:44 EST
   
Poll: Marjorie Taylor Greene
Agree (63%)
Disagree (38%)
Poll has ended (it ran for 7 days). 8 total votes.
Critics are complaining that Greene's focus on Jewish Space Lasers is causing her to drop the ball in leading the battle against Baby-Eating Cannibals.

Agree?
  
Prelude to Agony
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P: 01/30/2021 15:53 EST
    As Iggy would say, citation needed.  
angry_salad
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P: 01/30/2021 16:39 EST
    No citation needed. See those lights in the sky when it's dark? They're Jews. Oddly enough, one sees more of them the further one gets from sources of light pollution. Anyway, that's where the Jew Lasers come from. I avoid them by not going out at night. I only leave the house when our local main sequence infra-red and UV emitting Jew Destroyer is above the horizon. The best part is that it works through clouds so I'm protected even if it's cloudy.  
Prelude to Agony
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P: 01/30/2021 16:41 EST
    Is this because of your grandfather?  
angry_salad
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P: 01/30/2021 16:52 EST
    Don't tell anyone but he's actually the Grand PoobahJew. Sort of like a Papa Smurf, but for the Laser Jews in the sky.

@internet spiders, piss off, this is secret.
  
Prelude to Agony
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P: 01/30/2021 17:00 EST
    Wait, I thought he was on a guard tower and fell.   
angry_salad
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P: 01/30/2021 18:20 EST
    For fuck's sake keep up. The tower fell on him.  
Prelude to Agony
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P: 01/30/2021 18:38 EST
    Did that happen during a rousing game of crossbows and catapults?  
angry_salad
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P: 01/30/2021 18:51 EST
    No, it was during a Jew Laser attack.  
Prelude to Agony
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P: 01/30/2021 19:00 EST
    I don't remember lasers in a game of crossbows and catapults, but okay man, it's your story.  
sp0t
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P: 01/30/2021 19:33 EST
    Actual footage of Marjorie Taylor Greene dodging Jewish Laser attack
https://media4.giphy.com/media/3oKIPwoeGErMmaI43S/giphy.gif
  
Prelude to Agony
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P: 01/30/2021 19:42 EST
    After looking it up, I have to agree with a tweeter....you guys are really missing the mark in not calling it the Death Star of David.  
angry_salad
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P: 01/30/2021 19:58 EST
   
Prelude to Agony wrote:
I don't remember lasers in a game of crossbows and catapults, but okay man, it's your story.
Ain't my story dude, y'all have politicians spouting gobshite like this.
  
Ignorant_Florist
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P: 01/30/2021 22:00 EST
    https://youtu.be/zUnSGz8vW0U  
JiK MAZZ
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P: 01/31/2021 08:03 EST
    These conspiracy theories are bad for my people. Why should she care where we place our sentry guns? It’s still better than x main spawn or Fluffo spot... She’s lost focus on the main objective - there are baby eating pedophiles (BLUE team) to be dealt with! - JiK MAZZ

Your Jewish mother: “he’s a nice Jewish engineer. It’s a respectable job with real career prospects. Not like that greasy sniper or the demoman you dated last spring. What were you thinking? Oy vey!”
  
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