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Mr. Walnuts
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P: 02/18/2021 14:50 EST
   
Poll: How should Ted keep from getting burned
Pack SPF 30 suntan lotion (13%)
Pack SPF 50 suntan lotion
Rely solely on his own oiliness (50%)
Just keep tweeting about how unreliable California's energy system is (38%)
Poll has ended (it ran for 7 days). 8 total votes.
Texas gonna go blue.
  
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Ignorant_Florist
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P: 02/18/2021 15:29 EST
    Where's the "Blame Obama" option?  
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maniacalclown
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P: 02/18/2021 20:38 EST
    Budd Dwyer  
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Matt_tfc
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Draw

P: 02/18/2021 20:55 EST
    Where's the "blame green energy" option?  
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Prelude to Agony
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P: 02/18/2021 21:13 EST
E: 02/18/2021 21:25 EST
   
Ignorant_Florist wrote:
Where's the "Blame Obama" option?
Where's return home and admit it was fucking stupid? Say whatever, I don't care, most politicians wouldn't even bother...cos they're better than us, just remember that, hippie.

edit: For clarity, his acknowledgement doesn't make things better. Real chode thing to do.
  
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LGMB95033
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P: 02/18/2021 23:45 EST
E: 02/18/2021 23:46 EST
    Where's the "Trump" option?  
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Backalleybuttlove
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P: 02/19/2021 03:04 EST
    Cool it with the right wing conspiracy theories, guys. Everyone knows it's Blumpf's fault even if he's out of office! Orange man bad!

Definitely don't want to see Texas go blue but this definitely isn't good optics. May be incidental; Cruz was already on vacation. Everyone's entitled to a little R&R. So this could be media sensationalism to deflect from Cuomo's covid incompetence. Did Cruz skip town to avoid the storm? If so, fuck him.

In any case, stay warm Mr. Walnuts!
  
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Matt_tfc
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P: 02/19/2021 05:57 EST
    Remember when the orange man called him lyin' Ted? He was spot on.  
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Mr. Walnuts
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P: 02/19/2021 11:29 EST
    Yes! He's always spot on! And let's not forget that Ted's dad killed JFK!

(da fuq)
  
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Mr. Walnuts
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P: 02/19/2021 11:31 EST
    Look, I'm not here just to rain down shit on the guy just because he's fuckin stupid. I like to give credit where credit is due: He at least got his family across The Wall in hopes of a better life.  
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Ignorant_Florist
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P: 02/19/2021 15:00 EST
    Look, The Wall is great, but Dark Side of the Moon is an absolute masterpiece.  
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-[IBSC]-iLluSiON-
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P: 02/19/2021 15:35 EST
    I prefer Meddle.   
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Matt_tfc
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P: 02/19/2021 15:38 EST
   
Mr. Walnuts wrote:
Yes! He's always spot on! And let's not forget that Ted's dad killed JFK!

(da fuq)
Are you saying lyin' Ted is not a fitting name for Ted Cruz?
  
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angry_salad
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P: 02/19/2021 17:02 EST
   
-[IBSC]-iLluSiON- wrote:
I prefer Meddle.
A man of culture, I see.
  
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moose poop
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P: 02/19/2021 17:15 EST
    like a Petri dish; the both of ewzzz   
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