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You can't "drink all day" if you don't start when you wake up in the morning. | |
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As an old man once told me; "There's more than one way to skin a cat, and the best way is to boil the little fucker first." | |
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There's a point during the cremation process where the meat is perfectly cooked. | |
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Boo Boo
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Master HWGuy
|  | | P: | 06/04/2022 17:17 EST |
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When you get the ashes of a loved one, you are also getting some ashes from other people as well. | |
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i got fired from a job for asking if the customers wanted "smoking" or "non-smoking" options. apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial" LOL REKT> | |
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if i know i'm gonna die im gonna eat a whole bag of uncooked popcorn seeds and ask to be cremated. | |
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when i was a kid i made a sand castle with my grandma.
(after her urn tipped over) | |
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level1nobody
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Cold Giver
| | P: | 06/06/2022 03:33 EST | | E: | 06/06/2022 03:51 EST |
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 | EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet wrote:
i got fired from a job for asking if the customers wanted "smoking" or "non-smoking" options. apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial" LOL REKT> | |
lol'd.
I can't decide between cremation or burial, so I'm gonna see about getting an Arnold Palmer, so to speak. | |
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level1nobody
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Cold Giver
| | P: | 06/06/2022 03:42 EST | | E: | 06/06/2022 03:52 EST |
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| EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet wrote:
if i know i'm gonna die im gonna eat a whole bag of uncooked popcorn seeds and ask to be cremated. | |
😆
I've thought about opting for a quart of Ex-Lax as a last meal. | |
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Haha I wonder if they would comply with that. | |
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Probably pickled, by now. | |
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I have to see a liver specialist in August. Can't wait for them to DEliver the news. | |
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!report illusion ok dad
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are you ok ill? | |
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