366,880 players joined   510,464 uNFs
203.63 years wasted played
93,828,940 kills   105,828,968 deaths

Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby
Team balancing changes implemented, should cut down on people who stack the teams.

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