336,558 players joined   491,141 uNFs
191.33 years wasted played
88,506,314 kills   99,416,147 deaths


  04/20/13
Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
  04/18/13
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby
  11/08/12
Team balancing changes implemented, should cut down on people who stack the teams.

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