508,751 players joined   611,065 uNFs
270.40 years wasted played
124,107,491 kills   141,901,264 deaths

Play D2F now via STEAM

Ralphy has had an "upgrade"... Chat page now works properly again.
Server has been migrated to a new host, expect some minor issues while things are smoothed out...
HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.

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