348,907 players joined   498,501 uNFs
195.63 years wasted played
90,366,208 kills   101,670,845 deaths

Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby
Team balancing changes implemented, should cut down on people who stack the teams.

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