314,498 players joined   477,299 uNFs
183.45 years wasted played
85,079,284 kills   95,287,241 deaths

Legalization! Ralphy will now trust everyone, and also respond to !weed.
Additional sensors installed in the forts.. Lights over the sniper dropdown and the main spawn exit will flash red if there are enemies nearby
Team balancing changes implemented, should cut down on people who stack the teams.

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