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MR. DRIPS:
"TODAY, I CONSIDER MYSELF THE LUCKIEST MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. TO MY FELLOW COMRADES, I’M HAPPY TO REPORT THAT THE ROOST HAS ACHIEVED HIS 160,000TH ENEMY COMBATANT KILL. THIS WILL GO DOWN AS ONE OF THE GREATEST FEATS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND: A LATINO HEAT-LACED EMP. I WISH THAT NESE HAD BEEN AT THE RECEIVING END, AS HIS NAME WOULD HAVE GONE DOWN IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY. COCKBURN AND NEESE... FOREVER LINKED TOGETHER IN A LUSTROUS WAY.
IN CLOSING, SEÑOR DRIPS, PLEASE UNGAG THE ROOST. 160,000 DESERVING DEATHS IS A TESTAMENT TO MY SUPPORT FOR YOUR SERVER, THIS OUTFIT YOU CALL DRIPPY’S 2FORT.
FOREVER YOURS,
COCKBURN.
P.S. I, TOO, AM A SURVIVOR OF FREDDY’S SEX DUNGEON."
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