511,091 players joined   613,463 uNFs
271.90 years wasted played
124,842,798 kills   142,765,103 deaths

Play D2F now via STEAM

Ralphy has had an "upgrade"... Chat page now works properly again.
Server has been migrated to a new host, expect some minor issues while things are smoothed out...
HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.

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