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| Backalleybuttlove wrote:
Honestly though, how is what Sandro did different than say, someone who's name rhymes with sinister gallnuts, camping outside the sniper respawn door and piping it? All the more so given that the second floor respawn is one of the main arteries to the flag room? I think if camping outside the sniper respawn door is allowed then all the more so engaging opponents on the second floor. | |
The sniper respawn has the drop down (i.e. a secondary exit). To me, it’s not fair, but that’s Drippy’s rule.
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So camping both of those are fine? | |
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No, you can camp the Sniper Deck door(on the outside/Sniper Deck). That's legal.
The dropdown is protected, like the Main Respawn Exit is. Unless you have a legitimate target(someone playing from there, or a buildable right there), blind spamming is against the rules.
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there's this future ex that i'm talking to and i really like her and she's making a big effort to get to know me and there's lots of sexual tension and we both are bad about not fucking someone on the first date so we're going to meet up tomorrow in a public place because every time a woman comes over to my place for a date we always have sex right away and then it complicates things and things move too fast and my spiritual guide tom said to try being her friend first versus jumping right in so anyway yeah she says do you think you can keep it in your pants if i come over just to check out your home what would you do if i came over and i just blurted out RAPE YOU like because i have a horrible sense of humor and im used to talking like that with my coworkers all day and every day except jimmy he and i just touch each other's index fingers and go boop each day its our thing anyway what am i talking about i am stoned out of my fucking nards bros oh yeah i remember so i blurted out RAPE ME and i was like uhh sorry im a horrible person i have a bad sense of humor and am probably mentally retarded (no offense ralphy) and she snort-laughs and says not if i cut your head off and sit on your face first and i've never felt more validated. i've fucked a lot on first dates but i am gonna try proposing on a first date i think it's a good idea and will work out okay the shadow people are here morphing out of the walls again gg | |
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sp0t
Super Regular
Assault Cannon
Lover
|  | | P: | 05/01/2021 19:17 EST |
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elf poo
Super Regular
WMD Creator
| | | P: | 05/01/2021 19:49 EST | | E: | 05/01/2021 19:49 EST |
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| EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet wrote:
there's this future ex that i'm talking to and i really like her and she's making a big effort to get to know me and there's lots of sexual tension and we both are bad about not fucking someone on the first date so we're going to meet up tomorrow in a public place because every time a woman comes over to my place for a date we always have sex right away and then it complicates things and things move too fast and my spiritual guide tom said to try being her friend first versus jumping right in so anyway yeah she says do you think you can keep it in your pants if i come over just to check out your home what would you do if i came over and i just blurted out RAPE YOU like because i have a horrible sense of humor and im used to talking like that with my coworkers all day and every day except jimmy he and i just touch each other's index fingers and go boop each day its our thing anyway what am i talking about i am stoned out of my fucking nards bros oh yeah i remember so i blurted out RAPE ME and i was like uhh sorry im a horrible person i have a bad sense of humor and am probably mentally retarded (no offense ralphy) and she snort-laughs and says not if i cut your head off and sit on your face first and i've never felt more validated. i've fucked a lot on first dates but i am gonna try proposing on a first date i think it's a good idea and will work out okay the shadow people are here morphing out of the walls again gg | |
One thing that is certain. If you do EVERYTHING while stoned...you're sure to be successful. Its worked well for you so far.
EDIT: I like turtles too. But not as much as Spot. | |
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Vishus
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | P: | 05/01/2021 22:29 EST |
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| EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet wrote:
there's this future ex that i'm talking to and i really like her and she's making a big effort to get to know me and there's lots of sexual tension and we both are bad about not fucking someone on the first date so we're going to meet up tomorrow in a public place because every time a woman comes over to my place for a date we always have sex right away and then it complicates things and things move too fast and my spiritual guide tom said to try being her friend first versus jumping right in so anyway yeah she says do you think you can keep it in your pants if i come over just to check out your home what would you do if i came over and i just blurted out RAPE YOU like because i have a horrible sense of humor and im used to talking like that with my coworkers all day and every day except jimmy he and i just touch each other's index fingers and go boop each day its our thing anyway what am i talking about i am stoned out of my fucking nards bros oh yeah i remember so i blurted out RAPE ME and i was like uhh sorry im a horrible person i have a bad sense of humor and am probably mentally retarded (no offense ralphy) and she snort-laughs and says not if i cut your head off and sit on your face first and i've never felt more validated. i've fucked a lot on first dates but i am gonna try proposing on a first date i think it's a good idea and will work out okay the shadow people are here morphing out of the walls again gg | |
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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Help
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Crack-Powered Capper
| | | P: | 05/01/2021 23:51 EST | | E: | 05/01/2021 23:52 EST |
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Hahahahahaha, that’s messed up. | |
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kyree
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | | P: | 05/02/2021 00:24 EST |
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| Vishus wrote:
| EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet wrote:
there's this future ex that i'm talking to and i really like her and she's making a big effort to get to know me and there's lots of sexual tension and we both are bad about not fucking someone on the first date so we're going to meet up tomorrow in a public place because every time a woman comes over to my place for a date we always have sex right away and then it complicates things and things move too fast and my spiritual guide tom said to try being her friend first versus jumping right in so anyway yeah she says do you think you can keep it in your pants if i come over just to check out your home what would you do if i came over and i just blurted out RAPE YOU like because i have a horrible sense of humor and im used to talking like that with my coworkers all day and every day except jimmy he and i just touch each other's index fingers and go boop each day its our thing anyway what am i talking about i am stoned out of my fucking nards bros oh yeah i remember so i blurted out RAPE ME and i was like uhh sorry im a horrible person i have a bad sense of humor and am probably mentally retarded (no offense ralphy) and she snort-laughs and says not if i cut your head off and sit on your face first and i've never felt more validated. i've fucked a lot on first dates but i am gonna try proposing on a first date i think it's a good idea and will work out okay the shadow people are here morphing out of the walls again gg | |
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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aka "searching the retirement community for someone with a colostomy bag" | |
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| Vishus wrote:
| EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet wrote:
there's this future ex that i'm talking to and i really like her and she's making a big effort to get to know me and there's lots of sexual tension and we both are bad about not fucking someone on the first date so we're going to meet up tomorrow in a public place because every time a woman comes over to my place for a date we always have sex right away and then it complicates things and things move too fast and my spiritual guide tom said to try being her friend first versus jumping right in so anyway yeah she says do you think you can keep it in your pants if i come over just to check out your home what would you do if i came over and i just blurted out RAPE YOU like because i have a horrible sense of humor and im used to talking like that with my coworkers all day and every day except jimmy he and i just touch each other's index fingers and go boop each day its our thing anyway what am i talking about i am stoned out of my fucking nards bros oh yeah i remember so i blurted out RAPE ME and i was like uhh sorry im a horrible person i have a bad sense of humor and am probably mentally retarded (no offense ralphy) and she snort-laughs and says not if i cut your head off and sit on your face first and i've never felt more validated. i've fucked a lot on first dates but i am gonna try proposing on a first date i think it's a good idea and will work out okay the shadow people are here morphing out of the walls again gg | |
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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This made me laff, maniacally. Some years ago I visited a woman's house and she forgot to flush the toilet and the log she left was wider than any I'd ever seen before...fucking whore
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gg#4
Super Regular
Killer Scout
| | | P: | 05/02/2021 21:38 EST |
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| EmotionallyDisturbedParakeet wrote:
there's this future ex that i'm talking to and i really like her and she's making a big effort to get to know me and there's lots of sexual tension and we both are bad about not fucking someone on the first date so we're going to meet up tomorrow in a public place because every time a woman comes over to my place for a date we always have sex right away and then it complicates things and things move too fast and my spiritual guide tom said to try being her friend first versus jumping right in so anyway yeah she says do you think you can keep it in your pants if i come over just to check out your home what would you do if i came over and i just blurted out RAPE YOU like because i have a horrible sense of humor and im used to talking like that with my coworkers all day and every day except jimmy he and i just touch each other's index fingers and go boop each day its our thing anyway what am i talking about i am stoned out of my fucking nards bros oh yeah i remember so i blurted out RAPE ME and i was like uhh sorry im a horrible person i have a bad sense of humor and am probably mentally retarded (no offense ralphy) and she snort-laughs and says not if i cut your head off and sit on your face first and i've never felt more validated. i've fucked a lot on first dates but i am gonna try proposing on a first date i think it's a good idea and will work out okay the shadow people are here morphing out of the walls again gg | |
Is gay marriage legal in Maine? | |
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