511,535 players joined   614,161 uNFs
272.30 years wasted played
125,043,694 kills   143,000,149 deaths

Play D2F now via STEAM

Ralphy has had an "upgrade"... Chat page now works properly again.
Server has been migrated to a new host, expect some minor issues while things are smoothed out...
HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.

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